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Guess you can ask Jesus in the afterlife. However, I'm guessing that he may not appreciate the question! :)

2006-12-28 11:39:06 · answer #1 · answered by SusieeQ 3 · 0 0

Now, I don't profess to know much about vampires. I always thought they were fictional characters. The films I've seen, they always seem like zombies, they have their blood sucked and almost immediately they too are vampires. I never knew it was supposed to take three days. Somehow, I think if Jesus did exist, then NO, he wasn't a vampire.

2006-12-28 11:28:12 · answer #2 · answered by Agony Aunt 5 · 0 0

No. Jesus ascended to Heaven. In His resurrection physique, He beamed right into a room without beginning off the door. examine additionally the OT the place Jesus, God revealed, got here down from Heaven to fulfill Moses & Abraham. He appeared as a results of fact the burning bush to Moses. He got here down from Heaven to call Paul to alter into His Apostle. His apostles performed divine miracles interior the call of the ascended Jesus. He ordered the typhoon to end. He split the purple Sea into 2. by Jesus, God created the heavens and the earth.

2016-10-19 02:46:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Is Jesus a witch for being able to walk on water and change water to wine? He's always sounded like a healer/water witch to me. The whole love and pacifist things works beautifully in with that.

2006-12-28 11:27:45 · answer #4 · answered by Kharm 6 · 1 0

Jesus - Crucified: Friday evening. Resurrected: Sunday morning.

Hardly three days.

2006-12-28 11:26:24 · answer #5 · answered by Nowhere Man 6 · 1 0

vampires take the life blood of innocent victims. jesus spilled his life blood to cover the sins of the guilty

2006-12-28 11:36:16 · answer #6 · answered by candle 7 · 0 0

No. Jesus is a ZOMBIE... Dead and returns to the land of the living...

Although, now that I think about it, this might explain why God requires a blood atonement....

2006-12-28 11:31:43 · answer #7 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0 0

That's like saying if boys like baseball and Tina likes baseball, is Tina a boy?

And how many vampires have you met, out of curiosity?

2006-12-28 11:25:57 · answer #8 · answered by dontfollowmeimlost10 2 · 0 1

I'll have to check with Giles and Buffy on this one.

2006-12-28 11:30:42 · answer #9 · answered by castle h 6 · 0 0

If kittens are born in an oven, are they cookies?

2006-12-28 11:33:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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