An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tell the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it." The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc". The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis".
(contd. below...)
2006-12-28 11:05:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".
The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice".
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease".
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid American docta, always want to operate. Make more money, that way. No need to operate!"
"Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.
"Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money"
2006-12-28 11:06:39 · update #1
The guy says, "But doc...if you cut off my penis, I'll look like a Mongolian!"
2006-12-28 11:07:36 · answer #1 · answered by someyoungguy123 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Continued where? The joke would be funnier if there were an ending or punchline.
Just got the additional details. Now it's pretty funny.
2006-12-28 11:07:05 · answer #2 · answered by quatrapiller 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaaaaaaaaaaaa, it took me a second to get it. (the first part with the contd. below would have been funnier by its self)
2006-12-28 11:07:12 · answer #3 · answered by azriel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
That's what he gets for messing around! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
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2016-10-19 02:46:05 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dam, the same thing happened to me Yesterday.
2006-12-28 12:29:13 · answer #6 · answered by ASTRO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-12-28 11:08:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2006-12-28 11:07:52 · answer #8 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great twist at end
2006-12-28 11:07:52 · answer #9 · answered by shadouse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny chinese people
good one
2006-12-28 11:12:41 · answer #10 · answered by tb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋