A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. "You know, Sister," the cab driver says, "I hope you aren't too offended, but I've always had this fantasy of getting a ******* from a nun."
The nun thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic."
"Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic," the cab drive replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they're done, the cab driver begins laughing.
"What's so funny?" the nun asks. "Ha ha!" the cab driver annnounces, "I fooled you sister. The truth is I'm really married and I'm Jewish!"
"That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."
2006-12-28 10:42:27 · 19 answers · asked by hey 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A hard one to swallow ! haha
2006-12-28 11:19:20 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant .... any more??
have you heard this one??
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by ship and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do".
Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."
The Mother Superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously...
"What part did you get?"
2006-12-28 18:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
A genuine LOL! And let's face it, turning the tables on the cabbie made some guy's night!
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-30 02:31:20 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny nuns jokes are the best good job
2006-12-28 19:20:36 · answer #4 · answered by tb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant ha ha ha 10/10
2006-12-28 19:01:39 · answer #5 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nuns on the run
2006-12-28 18:46:44 · answer #6 · answered by alanstraughton 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's what he gets for lying to a nun!
lol
2006-12-28 18:44:41 · answer #7 · answered by limallama 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!
2006-12-28 19:05:39 · answer #8 · answered by dovey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahhahahahah lol that was great i realy llike it........the guy wid the dog and the nun joke was great too!!! lol ahahhaha
2006-12-28 19:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-28 20:03:36 · answer #10 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋