10 Reasons why Golf is better than Sex
1.A below par performance is considered damn good.
2.You can stop in the middle and have a burger and a couple of beers.
3.Foursomes are encouraged.
4.You can still make money doing it as a senior.
5.Three times a day is possible.
6.It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
7.Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.
8.You don't have to cuddle your partner when you're finished.
9.If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
10.If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
2006-12-28 10:33:14 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
#11. nobody has to make excuses if you don't get a hole in one .....LOL
2006-12-28 10:37:38 · answer #1 · answered by larry o 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
...and I thought Javelin throw was better...heard that one? Naaahhh, not here anyway. Let me just share a wholesome blond joke I made 3 days ago...
In a Sky jumping school, all students were readying for their very first jump. Naturally, all were excited and nervous. With their plane aloft at 8,000 ft, the Jump Master made a final reminder:
So girls and boys, this is it!. Remember what I've been telling you all along...forget your 'Altimeter'...on your descent when you see People on the ground starts to look like Ants, that's the time you open your chute...OK? Everybody nodded.
A little while later, all 20 students were out of the plane. One by one, their chutes began to pop up like mushrooms over the sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jump mates and the crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and she went free falling to the ground. Thud!!!
>>>Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, with St. Peter screening all new comers>>>
Blond's turn now:
ST. PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: We'll.. I fell from a plane
ST. PETER: I know, based on your files, you forgot to open your chute?
BLOND: No, I was all the while focused on the way down
ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guess it was too late
ST. PETER: Hmmm, that's strange. It also says in your record you're clean of drugs and the chute's not defective...
BLOND: (adding with conviction)...and I followed the jumpmaster's instruction to the letter
ST. PETER: (who's about to close the book and call it a day, puzzled, looked at blond)..so, what about the instruction?
BLOND: ...to open my chute when I see Ants on the ground starts to look like People....
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2006-12-28 18:42:37 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
9/10 stars
Funny!
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2006-12-28 18:41:16 · answer #3 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 10/10
2006-12-29 03:56:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Completely funny, all ten!
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-30 02:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh. Have a great evening!
2006-12-29 16:50:54 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true I suppose but golf is very sexist you know. it originally stood for G.entelmen O.nly L.adies F.orbidden G.O.L.F.
2006-12-28 18:45:25 · answer #7 · answered by fae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny
2006-12-28 18:35:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2006-12-28 20:06:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny
2006-12-28 18:35:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it!
2006-12-28 19:32:32 · answer #11 · answered by flower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋