2006-12-28 10:10:32 · 11 answers · asked by Jeremy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that is funny!!! i can't stop laughing hahahahahahaha
2006-12-28 10:24:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes...else he be sent to a vacation in Somalia...
Beats me...lol...anyway, I'll give you another blond joke....
In a tough FBI final test for married female applicants to determine whether their loyalty belongs to the Bureau or their Husbands, 3 remained ...Brunette, Redhead and the Blond.
The test involves wife entering a room with a drawn 9mm pistol, find their husband tied in a chair, then shoot him dead w/o hesitation. Unknown to the wives, the gun is loaded only with blanks. Test begins:
Brunette enters room, then a shot rang out. A few minutes later, wife emerges crying and told the FBI panelist...I can't do it. I love my husband. I only shot the ceiling.
Next is Red Head. She enters room, a few minutes later, shot rang out. Then she emerged visibly shaken and told the FBI panelist...I can't do it. I'd rather flunk FBI than lose my dear husband. I only shot the wall.
Blond's turn. She enters the room, several minutes passed, no shot were heard. Then a full hour passed still no shot. The FBI panelist were about to call it a day thinking nobody made it, when Blond wife suddenly emerged, hysterically in tears:
You bastards! You're so cruel to put me in this kind of tests!
How could you forget to load my gun that It took me a full hour to use the pistol grip bashing the brains out the eyes and nose of that sonofabitch!
2006-12-28 18:16:53 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sure gust hand them a light bulb.
2006-12-28 18:13:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Certainly.
Have a great evening!
2006-12-29 16:52:24 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure you can. As long as you don't smirk while saying it :) Go ahead, try it, say it to me
2006-12-28 18:18:18 · answer #5 · answered by lascobee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, I won't be offended.
2006-12-28 18:37:03 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no,but you can ask him if he can play the mudwhistle.
2006-12-28 18:14:24 · answer #7 · answered by KENSINGTON 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes - they won't stoop to your level
2006-12-28 18:26:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
try it out..it might not be pretty
2006-12-28 18:13:08 · answer #9 · answered by f91 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i get it, cause he's dark!
2006-12-28 18:40:35 · answer #10 · answered by limallama 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋