2006-12-28 10:04:14 · 15 answers · asked by Jeremy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's just wrong..
funny though...
2006-12-28 10:05:51 · answer #1 · answered by KaShae 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well...sort of. Being a Gifted child....that makes him a Present!
LoL. Let me repay you with an original blond joke I made 3 days ago...
In a Sky jumping school, all students were readying for their very first jump. Naturally, all were excited and nervous. With their plane aloft at 8,000 ft, the Jump Master made a final reminder:
So girls and boys, this is it!. Remember what I've been telling you all along...forget your 'Altimeter'...on your descent when you see People on the ground starts to look like Ants, that's the time you open your chute...OK? Everybody nodded.
A little while later, all 20 students were out of the plane. One by one, their chutes began to pop up like mushrooms over the sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jump mates and the crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and she went free falling to the ground. Thud!!!
>>>Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, with St. Peter screening all new comers>>>
Blond's turn now:
ST. PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: We'll.. I fell from a plane
ST. PETER: I know, based on your files, you forgot to open your chute?
BLOND: No, I was all the while focused on the way down
ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guess it was too late
ST. PETER: Hmmm, that's strange. It also says in your record you're clean of drugs and the chute's not defective...
BLOND: (adding with conviction)...and I followed the jumpmaster's instruction to the letter
ST. PETER: (who's about to close the book and call it a day, puzzled, looked at blond)..so, what about the instruction?
BLOND: ...to open my chute when I see Ants on the ground starts to look like People....
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2006-12-28 10:09:32 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not necessarily.. A mentally challenged baby can come out just like a non-mentally challenged child with no complications...
2006-12-28 10:05:54 · answer #3 · answered by Kat0312 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
there have been many study accomplished in this and the typical findings are that the male's intake of alcohol never motives fetal alcohol syndrome or the different abnormalities interior the fetus. besides the undeniable fact that, having a newborn by utilising an alcoholic places that youngster in threat of being an alcoholic while they grow older.
2016-10-28 14:03:27 · answer #4 · answered by arrocha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All babies are special deliveries even you when you were born
2006-12-28 10:06:42 · answer #5 · answered by me2 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That's not funny. Get a life.
2006-12-28 13:07:57 · answer #6 · answered by skittles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-12-28 10:05:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only when you not telling jokes about him or her.LOL
2006-12-28 10:13:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS HORRIBLE!!! u r a bad person and god will smite you!
2006-12-28 10:26:27 · answer #9 · answered by =)) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, all babies are special
2006-12-28 10:29:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋