As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.
"That's right and don't forget it," said the husband. "I'm the man in this family."
With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants."
She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude changes!"
2006-12-28 10:01:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
ha ha very good great advice as well lol
2006-12-28 10:06:37 · answer #1 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, do not panic! you will do high-quality. you will locate all forms of sturdy recipes on line, yet my elementary recipe is as follows: a million loaf of unsliced white bread, decrease into cubes, a million small onion diced, a million stalk celery diced, 2 cups chicken or vegetable broth, a million/4 teaspoon sage, a million/4 teaspoon oregano, 2 tablespoons butter or margarine. soften the margarine over medium warmth, then upload the onion and celery. Fry those for approximately 3 minutes, or till the celery is mushy. upload the bread cubes and moisten with the celery/onion mixture, then upload the broth. upload the sage and oregano. Stir, to be sure each and every thing is blended nicely, then get rid of from the warmth. you may then stuff the turkey with this, or bake it in a casserole dish next to the turkey. What I do is bake it in a casserole, and that i stuff the turkey with a million/2 an onion, a million stalk of celery, a million apple decrease in 0.5, a pinch of dried sage and a bay leaf. get rid of those in the previous carving the turkey. different issues that are classic for Thanksgiving are yams or candy potatoes, mashed potatoes, corn, peas, turnips, dinner rolls and dessert, it somewhat is oftentimes pie of a few sort. you have gotten pumpkin, pecan, apple, or chocolate cream pie, or any sort you like.
2016-10-19 02:41:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke but still funny.....my husband says the whole world is ruled by that triangle!
2006-12-28 10:05:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats soo true and a good point
2006-12-28 12:06:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was me...how the hell did you hear about that...
I like your style Babe...
2006-12-29 07:44:50 · answer #5 · answered by Funky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to pick you up on your spelling of 'wear' though!
2006-12-28 10:10:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the girl totaly
2006-12-28 10:05:46 · answer #7 · answered by brace face 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heehee funny
2006-12-28 13:40:38 · answer #8 · answered by daysy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it before...funny..
2006-12-28 10:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by Don't dream it's Over 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard that one 25 years ago....sorry
2006-12-28 10:04:17 · answer #10 · answered by acierman2006 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋