What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Monica Lowinsky?

Question

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Answer 1

One is a liar and the other one is not?



MJ

Answer 2

Well...the one they discussed inside the ORAL Office was a state secret....

Let me share you an original blond joke I made 3 days ago...

In a Sky jumping school, all students were readying for their very first jump. Naturally, all were excited and nervous. With their plane aloft at 8,000 ft, the Jump Master made a final reminder:

So girls and boys, this is it!. Remember what I've been telling you all along...forget your 'Altimeter'...on your descent when you see People on the ground starts to look like Ants, that's the time you open your chute...OK? Everybody nodded.

A little while later, all 20 students were out of the plane. One by one, their chutes began to pop up like mushrooms over the sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jump mates and the crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and she went free falling to the ground. Thud!!!

>>>Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, with St. Peter screening all new comers>>>

Blond's turn now:

ST. PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: We'll.. I fell from a plane

ST. PETER: I know, based on your files, you forgot to open your chute?
BLOND: No, I was all the while focused on the way down

ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guess it was too late

ST. PETER: Hmmm, that's strange. It also says in your record you're clean of drugs and the chute's not defective...
BLOND: (adding with conviction)...and I followed the jumpmaster's instruction to the letter

ST. PETER: (who's about to close the book and call it a day, puzzled, looked at blond)..so, what about the instruction?
BLOND: ...to open my chute when I see Ants on the ground starts to look like People....


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Answer 3

Mr Clinton had used omit Lewinsky for intercourse, particularly oral.(she doing him, no longer he doing her). I,as a real Republican, did no longer truly care approximately that. i'm satisfied somebody grow to be assisting to....ease the strain of being President. the difficulty began while Mr Clinton grow to be sued for sexual harassment by utilising Paula Jones, and a case grow to be geared up against Mr. Clinton. portion of the case in touch finding into Mr. Clinton's previous and he felt that this actual set of circumstances would not help him in struggling with the charges by utilising Ms Jones. So, Mr. Clinton began to lie, tamper with witness, and slander with a view to get the story buried. The impeachment of Mr. Clinton grow to be in line along with his attempt to conceal up his movements and for mendacity to a Grand Jury. If Mr. Clinton had in simple terms stated "Yeah, I did it." the full omit Lewinsky element possibly might have vanished with in simple terms some embarrassment. i would not have cared. The incredibly stupid element that occurred grow to be that the appropriate court docket allowed a civil tournament against a sitting President. The blue dress? Mr. Clinton ejaculated on a blue dress that omit Lewinsky grow to be wearing, and he or she....saved it...eeeeewwwwww! i'm hoping this enables.

Answer 4

Bill Clinton is a loser, but Monica Lowinsky isn't.........

Answer 5

Bill can't come clean and Monica can't clean come

Answer 6

One is a blowhard and the other one just blows.

Answer 7

the one that is holding the cigar??

Answer 8

A penis

Answer 9

spelling?

Answer 10

Bill doesn't suck d---.

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