A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow, rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow, storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks. Finally, the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?" The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio broke."
2006-12-28 08:47:07 · 16 answers · asked by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL ha ha very funny
2006-12-28 08:49:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Indian is lucky not to have have met the cowboy...
LoL.Is that an original piece? Let me repay you with an original blond joke I made 3 days ago....
In a Sky jumping school, all students were readying for their very first jump. Naturally, all were excited and nervous. With their plane aloft at 8,000 ft, the Jump Master made a final reminder:
So girls and boys, this is it!. Remember what I've been telling you all along...forget your 'Altimeter'...on your descent when you see People on the ground starts to look like Ants, that's the time you open your chute...OK? Everybody nodded.
A little while later, all 20 students were out of the plane. One by one, their chutes began to pop up like mushrooms over the sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jump mates and the crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and she went free falling to the ground. Thud!!!
>>>Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, with St. Peter screening all new comers>>>
Blond's turn now:
ST. PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: We'll.. I fell from a plane
ST. PETER: I know, based on your files, you forgot to open your chute?
BLOND: No, I was all the while focused on the way down
ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guess it was too late
ST. PETER: Hmmm, that's strange. It also says in your record you're clean of drugs and the chute's not defective...
BLOND: (adding with conviction)...and I followed the jumpmaster's instruction to the letter
ST. PETER: (who's about to close the book and call it a day, puzzled, looked at blond)..so, what about the instruction?
BLOND: ...to open my chute when I see Ants on the ground starts to look like People....
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2006-12-28 10:22:23 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2006-12-28 08:59:33 · answer #3 · answered by dovey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A-ha-ha!
2006-12-28 09:10:22 · answer #4 · answered by it's me! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
somewhat solid, truly, for the reason that climate is a chaotic gadget, so forecasting isn't a precise technology. humorous, nonetheless, the way it always looks to rain for the Boat instruct at Crick, Northamptonshire, the place it truly is been tipping down at present.
2016-10-28 13:55:42 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 2 funny
2006-12-28 08:52:01 · answer #6 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Very funny!
2006-12-28 08:52:07 · answer #7 · answered by Lisa Bee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one !
2006-12-28 08:59:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny
2006-12-28 08:54:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-28 08:51:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋