Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
"First, you must wear a diaphragm."
Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"
"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"
Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly... Peter, Peter, something or other..."
2006-12-28 08:45:50 · 30 answers · asked by Anna =] 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha - pumpkin eater - funny
2006-12-28 08:48:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not stupid. Some people just don't get exposed to the same things as others while they are growing up. Anyway, the joke is based on an old nursery rhyme that goes,
Peter, Peter, pumpkin EATER,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her;
He put her in a pumpkin shell,
And there he kept her very well.
Get it now? It's a pretty funny joke, actually. :)
2006-12-28 08:56:51 · answer #2 · answered by Chris M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater!
2006-12-28 08:48:21 · answer #3 · answered by Billy K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, hun, I'll tell you.
There's a riddle that starts, "peter, peter pumpkin eater."
In other words, Peter ate the "diaphram" up going down on her.
As a matter of fact, that sounds like a pretty tasty combo!
2006-12-28 08:50:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever heard of Peter, Peter Pumpkin eater? LOL! That's funny! ☺
2006-12-28 08:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peter Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her!
He put her in a pumpkin shell,
And there he kept her very well!
2006-12-28 08:48:36 · answer #6 · answered by :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peter Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her!
He put her in a pumpkin shell,
And there he kept her very well!
2006-12-28 08:48:32 · answer #7 · answered by noirdenat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peter, Peter, PUMPKIN EATER is the prince's name (old nursery rhyme)
Diaphram turned into a pumpkin.
If you don't get it now, you need help....(smile)
2006-12-28 08:49:35 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa Bee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She met Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater...
2006-12-28 08:48:48 · answer #9 · answered by The Dutchman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Peter Peter the PUMPKIN EATER!!!!!!!!! It's another fairly tale story wrapped into it.
2006-12-28 08:54:59 · answer #10 · answered by babiangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋