A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. At the appropriate moment following the eulogy, as his friends and colleagues watched, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a Gynecologist."
That's when the Proctologist fainted.
2006-12-28 08:25:29 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
really good as i work in a hospital can really think of this as a way to go 10/10
2006-12-28 18:10:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one 9/10
2006-12-28 08:29:23 · answer #2 · answered by Great Eskape 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know what a gynecologist is, but whats a proctologist?? mail me!!
2006-12-30 04:15:56 · answer #3 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, absolutley superb, if we could just find a way of stopping the thick Yanks answering we could all have a real good time, best wishes your mate Shredder !!!!!!
2006-12-28 09:06:42 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear! Incredibly funny, and the last line not expected at all.
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-29 18:33:41 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny ..i know what a gynechologist is..so is a proctologist something to do with yr bum...i got the first punchline though...
2006-12-28 08:43:45 · answer #6 · answered by lancashiretasty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it would probably be funny if i knew what a Proctologist and a Gynecologist and a Proctologist were
2006-12-28 08:38:19 · answer #7 · answered by christine [♥] 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well it would be funny, but why would the proctologist faint? He would be dead, and I just...no its not good sorry...
2006-12-28 08:47:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I probably would be funny if i wasn't an idiot and knew what a Gynecologist and a Proctologist was.
2006-12-28 08:28:38 · answer #9 · answered by orange_elephant 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Funny!
But is it a true story or made up?
2006-12-28 08:43:24 · answer #10 · answered by Ganymede 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋