One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to fall over sideways in her chair.
Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.
Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.
They ask,"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
2006-12-28 07:58:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one - I'll use it at the home where my mom is...
2006-12-28 08:02:47 · answer #1 · answered by listen68 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's really funny. Good one.
Have a laugh at this:
Two women on their way home from a night out stop for a wee in the graveyard.
One wipes herself on her knickers and the other on a wreath.
The two husbands are in the pub the next day, the first man says "I'd better watch my wife, she came home last night without any knickers on". The other man says "that's nothing, mine had a card wedged up her bum with a message saying 'we'll never forget you...from all the boys at the fire station".
2006-12-28 08:08:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Very Funny!
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-29 18:39:08 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a cracker of a punch line deserves 10/10
2006-12-28 08:06:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-28 08:07:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i used to work there
2006-12-28 08:43:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke made me smile too! Funny! :-D
2006-12-28 08:02:57 · answer #7 · answered by :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god I didnt see that one coming that was funny
2006-12-28 08:01:54 · answer #8 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty sweet. Good one.
2006-12-28 17:39:14 · answer #9 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looool thats a good one xx
2006-12-28 11:11:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋