Came someone tell me a joke. I feel like laughing.
2006-12-28 07:35:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why are pirates so mean?
Because they Arrrr.
2006-12-28 07:38:20 · answer #1 · answered by wayfaroutthere 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JOKE: A businessman is walking down the street when he sees a scruffy-looking hippy-type jumping up and down on a manhole cover. He's screaming, "21! 21! 21!" at the top of his lungs.
The businessman asks the hippy, "What are you yelling '21' for?"
The hippy tears off the manhole cover with a grunt, points down into the depths and says, "Check it out man-- you won't believe what you see!"
Not to be undone by a smelly hippy, the businessman heads down the hole and makes it almost to the bottom. Suddenly, the hippy slams down the manhole cover and begins to jump up and down on it, saying, “22! 22! 22! 22!…
2006-12-28 15:40:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A black guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullsh.ittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
2006-12-28 15:55:22 · answer #3 · answered by homo.jesus 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The funniest joke I know is my ex husband!
2006-12-28 15:38:20 · answer #4 · answered by sunkissed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the Toy Box?
2006-12-28 15:43:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because the label says, Good for up to 20 pounds.
no offense to any blonds
2006-12-28 15:43:16 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ noelle ♥ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one makes me laugh! OK.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Man, it's hot in here!" The other one says "AHH!!! Talking muffin!"
It gets me everytime.
2006-12-28 15:40:46 · answer #7 · answered by leave your thoughts behind 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sex is like air. It is only a problem when you're not getting any!
Why do pipers walk when they play? They are trying to get away from the noise. (No offense to Scottish Pipers)
2006-12-28 15:38:53 · answer #8 · answered by D N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) :) Foggy jones & Homo.jesus :) :) those 2 made me laugh,really!! :)
Oh,I don't remember jokes,nothing from me,sorry..
2006-12-28 16:03:14 · answer #9 · answered by Sophie,the cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THIS ONE
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE
2006-12-28 15:42:49 · answer #10 · answered by My Poetry Is Deep I Neva Fail 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋