They were last seen attached to the bottom of a man on the escalators at Victoria station. Is there any way of getting them back? Without having to own up and have to admit to tooth tetanus? Plus the embarrasment of not having two sets of teeth, for such emergencies?
2006-12-28 06:46:52 · 15 answers · asked by : 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Cokehead, I am so sorry you misunderstood me. I had in fact put my teeth on the chair whilst I removed an apple pip from under my bottom set. The man sat down and the whooomph, the teeth were stuck to his bottom with the help of a half chewed toffee I was saving for later under the plate of the top set. So now you see my predicament.
2006-12-28 07:03:42 · update #1
dont approach him or else you will probably realise that its a person with a suspiscious ruckack and live (or die rather) to regret it, in this day and age. Get new teeth. Quickly. Cos no teeth combined with that hair is gonna be evil for the world to have to look upon. lmao
2006-12-28 07:04:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my. I think I would have tried to retrieve them. If he could not feel a set of teeth on his bum, he prolly would not feel my hand.
Now, after the fact... you might run an addy:
LOST one set of teeth last seen on bum of man on escalators at Vic Station. Please return to...
Well, that's the best I can offer.
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-28 22:54:05 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id say they are definitely lost. What were you doing with your mouth on a mans bottom in the first place, surely with the money he paid you - you could buy some more...
2006-12-28 14:57:47 · answer #3 · answered by nitenurse 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put a quarter under your pillow when you go to bed tonight and maybe the tooth fairy will leave you a tooth or two.
2006-12-28 15:16:13 · answer #4 · answered by Me, Myself & I 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is the worst case of azzkissing I've ever heard of.
Next time you'll just have to lick.
2006-12-28 14:52:00 · answer #5 · answered by justa 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the final crumpet for you
2006-12-28 15:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by Steadfast † One 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe if you lurk around the nearest ER and hope to find the victim. If you do, perhaps you can snatch them away from him before he screams, "That's the biter!!!"
2006-12-28 14:50:16 · answer #7 · answered by SDTerp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like you'll just have to suck the cold turkey.
2006-12-28 15:01:47 · answer #8 · answered by Hi T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you don't need any teeth!
2006-12-28 14:52:41 · answer #9 · answered by Scooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
escalators are dangerous machines and teeth should not travel unaccompanied
2006-12-28 15:04:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋