A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what she was going to buy.
The brunette replied, "I think I'll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What are you going to buy?"
The blonde said, "I think I'm gonna buy a new butt, because my old one has an enormous crack in it."
2006-12-28 06:42:31 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
made me smile then i said it to the wife and she hit me course she is a blond
2006-12-28 17:39:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I love them blonde jokes, but blondes arn't stupid because I have 2 friends that are blonde and there smarter than me... and I'm brunette... people that died there hair blond are the dumb ones...
2006-12-28 15:12:02 · answer #2 · answered by Rain-- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I don't think that is funny at all whether you tell it as a Blond joke, an Essex Girl joke, or any other kind for that matter.
2006-12-28 15:00:29 · answer #3 · answered by blondie 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think she ought fix the 'crack' in the other end. A new computer chip would do her wonders..
2006-12-28 14:50:36 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice, and something similar happened to me. My son told my ex husband that he was going to get me a new butt for my birthday. because mine was cracked
2006-12-28 14:46:52 · answer #5 · answered by Aggy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm
2006-12-28 14:45:15 · answer #6 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i will have to get in touch with her i love filling cracks 10/10
2006-12-28 16:03:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why are people so horrible 2 blondes ? by the way im not blonde
2006-12-28 14:50:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny, but kinda old. I give you a 7/10. :-)
2006-12-28 15:11:25 · answer #9 · answered by Crazze Chik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a dig at blondes. hahahahahahah. funny though. damn blondes. u get sticks from everyone
2006-12-28 14:46:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋