A plane was about to crash with 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
The 1st passenger, George W. Bush said, "I'm the President of the United States. I have a great responsibility being the leader of nearly 300 million people". So he takes the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The 2nd passenger said, "I'm Chris Webber, one of the world's greatest Basketball players, so I can't afford to die". So he takes the second parachute and leaves the plane.
The 3rd passenger, Hillary Clinton said "I'm the wife of the former United States President, and a New York Senator, and I'm the smartest woman in the world". So she takes the third parachute and exits the plane.
The 4th passenger, an old man says to the 5th passenger, a 14 year old boy scout, "I'm old and frail and don't have many years left, so you take the last parachute".
The boy scout replied, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. The world's smartest woman has just jumped out with my haversack!
2006-12-28 06:40:09 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is the funniest thing I've heard all day!!! HAHAHA
2006-12-28 06:43:09 · answer #1 · answered by always confused 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm assuming a haversack is kinda like a back pack right! i've hear this oen beofre but I was think the stupid guy named Bush had the backpack.
2006-12-28 06:46:32 · answer #2 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a Hillary fan at all, but surely she's got to be smarter than Dubya.
The average mess of grits and hominy is smarter than Dubya.
2006-12-28 06:43:49 · answer #3 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have it mixed up. It was Bush who jumped with the sack! Ms. Clinton was smart enough to hand it to him!
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-29 18:41:12 · answer #4 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow I've heard so many versions of this joke now... it's the oldest one in the book, but what's a haversack??
2006-12-28 15:37:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too Long
2006-12-28 06:41:56 · answer #6 · answered by Chariddie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanki you for gettng my chuckle muscles working
2006-12-28 11:06:10 · answer #7 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol 10/10
2006-12-28 06:46:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before apple shampoo( is that your favourite) but still a good joke8/10
2006-12-28 08:11:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good but heard many times!!!
2006-12-28 07:05:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋