A drunk guy is telling a bartender how much he loves gambling, and that he never loses. Just then, this other guy walks in bragging that he can sit eyes closed with his back facing the bar, and name what kind and how old any beer or wine is that you give him. Only by taste and smell.
The drunk who had been there before hears this and thinks to himself, ''This would be an easy way to win some money.''
So he goes over to guy and says, ''I bet I can give you a drink that you can't name.''
''You're on,'' replies the braggart, ''as long as you pay.''
''Deal!''
''So the gambler puts the first drink on the table. The guy closes his eyes picks up the drink and takes a sip and smells it thinks for a while and says, ''Imported white wine 3 years old.''
Stunned, the gambler pays for another drink and puts it on the table. The man picks it up sips it and smells then replies, ''Jack Daniels 2 years old.''
Stunned once more the gambler realizes that he is short on cash and he needs to win the next round. Again the guy picks up the glass and sips it, gags and spits it out. ''This tastes like piss!''
''Yeah,'' says the gambler, ''now guess how old I am!''
2006-12-28 06:20:16 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats the best one i've heard for today and know what i don't mind having a bad day and being looked down at and being talked down to,at least i know your there to make me smile and have me own moment's to laugh at men.
2006-12-28 06:27:32 · answer #1 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You,ve got a good following, sister Mary.
2006-12-28 14:26:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck , sounds like a fifth grade joke a boy would tell.
2006-12-28 14:42:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
To funny
2006-12-28 14:40:11 · answer #4 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke's good - but I admit I gagged too, just reading it!!!
2006-12-28 14:28:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one again 10/10
2006-12-28 14:26:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its cute, I heard it in a different way before.
2006-12-28 14:23:54 · answer #7 · answered by Whos your mama? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yet again you have me on floor laughing 10/10
2006-12-29 01:34:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha very cute.
2006-12-28 14:24:12 · answer #9 · answered by jennie r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL . . . and i am still laughing! ohhh you have just made my day! good one 10/10 xx
2006-12-28 14:23:27 · answer #10 · answered by red devil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋