Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically. He pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.
''Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called 'Happy Hour' and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o' those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and o' course I had to go in for a couple of Guinness -- couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later...'' And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection. The officer sighed, and said, ''Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test.''
''Why? Don't ye believe me?''
2006-12-28 06:15:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
have to visit dublin some day see if i can meet in with that man his name will be paddy he should be easy to find bril10/10
2006-12-28 06:23:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-28 15:24:14 · answer #2 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-28 14:18:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think he's need the breathalyzer i can smell him in me ear.i'd lock him and throw the key in the sea,so no one can let him out for anothere drink ever.
good one love.
2006-12-28 14:30:53 · answer #4 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny, Are you from there? I could hear the joke in that accent, so cute..
2006-12-28 14:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
True Irishman ! Good one lassie !
2006-12-28 15:16:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet Jesus, 1/10.
2006-12-28 14:23:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
really good 10/10
2006-12-29 01:30:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.
2006-12-28 14:20:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, definetly funny..lol...10/10
2006-12-28 14:31:00 · answer #10 · answered by sam. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋