The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and a certain Train Operating Company ...
Gentlemen,
I have been riding trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people 2,000 years ago.
Yours truly,
A Commuter
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Dear Sir
We received your letter with reference to the shortcomings of our service and believe you are somewhat confused in your history. The only mode of transportation 2,000 years ago was by foot.
Sincerely,
Larnrod Eireann
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Gentlemen,
I am in receipt of your letter, and I think you are the ones who are confused in your history. If you will refer to the Bible, Book of David, 9th Chapter, you will find that Balaam rode to town on his ***.
That, gentlemen, is something I have not been able to do on your train in the last two years.
Yours truly,
A Commuter
2006-12-28 05:44:22 · 16 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha........ nice going there...... thanks for create this joke......
2006-12-28 07:33:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 10/10
2006-12-28 05:55:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I'm always up for some good sarcasim to get a point across!
2006-12-28 05:50:28 · answer #3 · answered by Liz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-12-28 05:47:26 · answer #4 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do beleave that could be true as well 10/10for that info
2006-12-28 06:11:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'M SORRY ITS TOO BORIN I ICOULDN'T FINISH i liked most of the jokes u write but this is LONG and BORINGGGGG
2006-12-28 06:00:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good!
2006-12-28 07:28:19 · answer #7 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, i love it...
i should copy it and sebd it to my local rail service
2006-12-28 06:46:07 · answer #8 · answered by Chariddie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great well done
2006-12-28 06:12:02 · answer #9 · answered by hey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-12-28 07:08:39 · answer #10 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it !
2006-12-28 06:01:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋