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hhmmmm..........
last year in school we were working on spanish explorers, so one girl was reading the paragraph about santa barbara, instead she read santa bubba, and the whole class laughed at me cause my name is barbara! at first i tried to ignore it, hard when the weirdest looking laugh kid sits in front of you, but i finally joined in when my teacher said "look at barbara, shes just sitting there pretending nothing happened, right barbara?" this cause another 10 minutes of laughing. this year, at every kid from my class last year has brought up santa bubba, even though we have no classes in common!

2006-12-28 05:50:27 · answer #1 · answered by star42430 5 · 0 0

Sitting around the camp fire at "beer-camp" when one of our friends came back from squirrel hunting. He sat down at the fire when this crap smell wafted over everyone. He claimed it has followed him all day since he stopped in the woods to squat over a tree branch. He said he had stripped his snow suit down to his ankles and crapped over the log. When he got up the paper was laying there but he didn't see the crap. He said the smell had followed him ever since.
He had crapped in the hood of his snow suit and walked around for two and a half hours with his turd eight inches from his head. But he couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from.

2006-12-28 22:15:41 · answer #2 · answered by L Strunk 3 · 0 0

when i was realy little i had a "crush" on my older brothers friend. so one day when this friend was over, i kissed him on the cheek. then i ran away, all giggly cuz i kissed a guy, woohoo. anyway, so the next day, this friend came over again. he called me into the room with him, got down on one knee, and "proposed" to me. i was so xcited. i jumped up and down and said yes. then he laughed, ruffled my hair and said, "Resa, i dont think you wanna get married yet. i was just kidding." then i got all sad so he said."I'll take a raincheck though."

at the time i was five, he was 15. now hes almost out of college and every once in a while we still talk about it.

(this guy is still cute!)

2006-12-29 00:23:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the funniest thing that ever happened to me is one day i was walking to school when i steped in my shoe lace and i feel in a puddle on ud and i went to school and everyone started laughing and my mom hand to come and i have to walk home and my how was a 30 or 40 blocks away i always take the bus and now i hade to my house and in my school everyone to pictures of me and i got so embressed. And the next thing you know when i got to school everyone called me poopy doopy and there were pictures of me everywhere even the geeks were laughing.



And there was an other day when i was walking to school and i acciedently steped on poop and i didn't know when i got to school everyone saw my shoes and giggled and laughed and some even backed away from me. When i told my friends whats so funny and they lied and said nothing then i messed up the carpet then i sat there where the poop was and my pants had poop when i went to the bathroom i saw my pants and shoes all dirty and i went home and again i have to walk home and like i said it was like 30 or 40 blocks away.




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2006-12-28 13:56:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Boarding the wrong bus.

2006-12-28 13:49:35 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0 1

i diarrhead my pants at a funeral and walked out with crap streaming down my leg!

2006-12-28 14:05:20 · answer #6 · answered by Tristyn 1 · 0 0

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