why did the chicken cross the road( it's not to get to the other side)?

Answer 1

because the chicken saw its sexy mate across the road.. (:

Answer 2

It didnt really have a choice....it was lunch! lol

FAMOUS PEOPLES EXPLANATIONS ON THE CHICKEN....

DR. PHIL:

The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do s help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.



OPRAH:

Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.



GEORGE W. BUSH:

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.



DONALD RUMSFELD:

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.



ANDERSONCOOPER/CNN:

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.



JOHN KERRY:

Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.



JUDGE JUDY:

That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.



PAT BUCHANAN:

To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.



MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was
going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level.



DR SEUSS:

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.



ERNEST HEMINGWAY:

To die in the rain. Alone.



JERRY FALWELL:

Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side". That's why they call it the "other side" of the road. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that!



GRANDPA:

In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.



BARBARA WALTERS:

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.


JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.



ARISTOTLE:

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.



BILL GATES:

I have just released eChicken2006, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is much more stable and will never crap out ...#@&&^( C \.....then have to reboot.


ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?



BILL CLINTON:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?



AL GORE:

I invented the chicken!



COLONEL SANDERS

:Did I miss one?



>>>Did it ever occur to anyone that MAYBE that's where the rooster was <<<

Answer 3

The chicken was an illegal immigrant. He not only crossed the road, but he also crossed the border! There are over 12 million illegal chickens in this country. My fellow Minutemen members have witnessed this for years while the feds do nothing about it.

NOTE: you will notice that "I stand" posted AFTER me, i guess she liked my idea of using famous people's quotes to answer this riddle so she posted a few also oh well imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery I will allow myself to be I stand's idol

Answer 4

I have yet to see any chickens or geese crossing the road where I live, and we do have plenty of wildlife in the suburbs of NY where I live. They are smarter than they look, except for deer, squirrels, rabbits, skunks, and possums that stupidly dart out in front of cars on busy roads and end up getting squished.

Answer 5

hummm several possiblities

1. To show the possium it can be done
2. To get away from Colonel Sanders
3. To get away from the hens
4. Cause he heard that he was on the menu
5. There was a tasty worm on the other side

Answer 6

Because the bridge was down!

Answer 7

because he need to run from the f.b.I
or he needed to catch the bus

Answer 8

KFC was on the same side he was.

Answer 9

to get away from the butcher?

Answer 10

..becuz he was running away from the butcher...