Stephen Spielberg is casting for a new film based around the great composers. Anyway to give the film a twist and some "oomph" he decides to cast the parts to the great action heroes of today. He calls Stallone, Arnie, Bruce Willis and Steven Seagal into his office
to hear who they would like to play:
"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."
"Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano" said Willis, "I'll play him."
"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Seagal. I'd like to play him."
Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be Arnold?"
And Arnold says...
Wait for it, its a beauty………
"I'll be Bach."
2006-12-28 01:56:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!! I LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm laughing so hard right now!!!!! That's GREAT!!!! :)
2006-12-28 03:19:05 · answer #1 · answered by babiangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a great joke! LOL! where did you get it from?
2006-12-28 01:59:17 · answer #2 · answered by sparklindiamondsatine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
corny but it made me giggle ;0)
2006-12-28 02:55:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh! took me a minute! how funny!
2006-12-28 02:21:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-28 02:13:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's just terrific - super joke. Thanks for the laugh, needed it.
2006-12-28 02:02:48 · answer #6 · answered by D N 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It wa s funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I laugh soooooooooooomuch!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-28 02:23:29 · answer #7 · answered by Sara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute, lol.
2006-12-28 02:23:07 · answer #8 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it pretty funny thanks for the laugh.
2006-12-28 03:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by mattie B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....... nice going there........ thanks for create this joke.....
2006-12-28 02:06:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋