A wrestling match is narrowed down to the Russian & American for the gold medal. Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold! If he does, you're finished!"
The wrestler nodded in agreement. Now, to the match: The American and the Russian circled each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold!
A sigh of disappointment went up from the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the ending.
Suddenly there was a horrible scream, and a resounding cheer from the crowd. The trainer raised his eye just in time to see the Russian flying up in the air. The Russian's back hit the mat with a thud, and the American weakly collapsed on top of him, getting the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded! When he finally got the American wrestler alone, he asks, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own testicles!"
2006-12-28 00:47:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's wrong! Yet soooooooooo funny. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-12-28 02:15:23 · answer #1 · answered by Sara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god that was to funny 2 thumbs up
2006-12-28 09:45:18 · answer #2 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA Now thats funny
2006-12-28 10:08:03 · answer #3 · answered by KTINA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good one!
2006-12-28 09:18:05 · answer #4 · answered by micmegan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ouch, I didn't see the it coming. Not bad.
2006-12-28 10:56:47 · answer #5 · answered by Poe B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OWWW haha good one.
2006-12-28 10:11:30 · answer #6 · answered by Mallory B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol I bet that hurt!
2006-12-28 14:21:38 · answer #7 · answered by April J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ah hah! LMAO, thnx.
2006-12-28 10:13:51 · answer #8 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that hurt's good one
2006-12-28 08:54:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh good one ... didn't see that coming hahahaha!!!!!
2006-12-28 08:54:45 · answer #10 · answered by Chele 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋