2006-12-28 00:29:33 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FIRE!!!!!!!..................
2006-12-28 02:58:00 · answer #1 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would hate to hear:
- "Oops, oh well, pick it up and brush it off, no one will notice."
- "OH SNAP the chicken is still twitching, oh well give it to them anyway"
- "Has anyone seen the rat thats been running around here?"
- "No clean spatulas? Oh well its ok"
- "The sink in the bathroom was broken, and someones using the one in the kitchen, but its ok, my hands are still clean from going to the bathroom at home this morning."
- "Oh whoops I dropped the fish on the floor, and we haven't cleaned the floor in like 3 weeks...oh well, I'm sure its fine."
Hahah and I was reading everyone elses...lol I was cracking up, they were good.
2006-12-28 10:20:30 · answer #2 · answered by Mallory B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big crash of dishes, and some one saying just wipe off the food. They will never know it was on the floor. Besides we beet the 5 second rule.
2006-12-28 08:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by Poe B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops! Followed by the waiter walking out acting like nothing happened.
2006-12-28 08:32:02 · answer #4 · answered by christi4681 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Opps or Sue got outback and get me that thing thats out there
2006-12-28 09:47:07 · answer #5 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
" yeah the i paid the fine to the health board, its cheaper than fixing the problem"
2006-12-28 09:37:52 · answer #6 · answered by eyesinthedrk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always spit in the food when they treat me like an ahole
2006-12-28 08:39:57 · answer #7 · answered by prettymama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Achooooo!! Don't worry, i don't need that tissue anymore. I didn't no a sneeze can get rid of mucus just like that"
2006-12-28 13:48:10 · answer #8 · answered by trinigirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Bob, This spatula really help me reach that rash on my butt, oh, time to flip the burger.
2006-12-28 09:17:39 · answer #9 · answered by mjobrien10 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i would hate to hear the person sneezing coughing or saying there sick
2006-12-28 08:31:27 · answer #10 · answered by Dw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't worry...I swept yesterday...a little dirt won't hurt.
did you clean the counter after we "did it" yesterday before you cut the vegatables on it?
No...I said the turkey was in the sink the baby was in the basket...
2006-12-28 09:02:03 · answer #11 · answered by stormy31750 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋