cooking is outta the question,,,,,,,,,,
2006-12-28 00:20:41 · 16 answers · asked by ? 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
TOO LATE ALL THE BONN BONNS ARE GONE,,,OOPS.
poontang is outta the question,,,,,,,, who do you think I am a pervert or something?
2006-12-28 00:24:23 · update #1
Get him a six pack, and leave him along all night.
2006-12-28 00:40:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get off the couch, turn the tv off Oprah and onto a music station. Then clean the house because you know it's needed. You give homemakers and at home mom's a bad name. We work our A S Ses off and here is the little spoiled brat who is the stereotypical housewife. If you can't cook, order a pizza or chinese, just make sure the house is cleaned (including windows and toilets). He'll be freakin happy.
2006-12-28 01:01:26 · answer #2 · answered by KJ97Y100 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-28 13:14:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make him his special meal, put candles in the bathroom and run him a nice bubble bath. Bath him, dry him, feed him and cuddle him! Tell him you love him and how you felt so guilty that you ate all the bon bons, and would he like to go out for ice cream instead.
2006-12-28 00:35:57 · answer #4 · answered by dragonfly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him a box of low sodium saltine crackers and tell him he should be grateful that you're watching out for his salt intake as you heard on Oprah that to much salt can be bad for a person.
2006-12-28 00:25:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a place that sells home cooked meals, then serve it up on a plate and keep warm in oven. When he comes home, give him the plate of food, and say "Honey, i really appreciate what you do to make me happy, so i tried to learn how to cook" he he he
2006-12-28 00:25:54 · answer #6 · answered by storm 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make him a sandwich give him a ******** and do not tslk to much. he will be the happiest man alive
2006-12-28 00:54:56 · answer #7 · answered by tim z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just dress up with those kinky outfit to lift up his spirit,then sing him some love songs
2006-12-28 00:31:56 · answer #8 · answered by Lionel M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let him hook up with your best girlfriend. While you sit on your lazy butt and watch him pleasure her.
2006-12-28 00:26:40 · answer #9 · answered by Highbeam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
save him a bon bon...
2006-12-28 00:22:31 · answer #10 · answered by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋