2006-12-28 00:13:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not
going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until
he falls asleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is
Important.
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an a$$hole.
2006-12-28 00:18:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is that a question? Perhaps that's your own secret code for something?
2006-12-28 08:17:26 · answer #2 · answered by Paul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with her! If you really want to know, ask Victoria....she'll tell you lots of secrets!
2006-12-28 08:15:31 · answer #3 · answered by Teddy Bear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we have secret codes? i never knew that.
2006-12-28 08:15:10 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let them remain secret. they are better that way.
2006-12-28 08:15:17 · answer #5 · answered by ANU U 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check in their undie draw under the one with the red flowers.
according to regulations they must keep a written copy always on hand.
2006-12-28 08:16:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you found your answer Sports dude has almost hit it on the head. LOL
2006-12-28 08:32:53 · answer #7 · answered by In love with Life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't wanna know... trust me! Remain in your ignorant bliss.
2006-12-28 08:17:11 · answer #8 · answered by ~MIMI~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes means no. No means no. Maybe means you're a jerk.
2006-12-28 08:14:51 · answer #9 · answered by BILL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can't tell you...they are secret!
2006-12-28 08:14:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋