"Can I have a pepperoni pizza please?", requests the monarch.
"Certainly, your majesty", says the manager, "Would you like your ususal?"
"Yes please", replies the King, "Deep pan, crisp and even"
(SORRY FOLKS - THAT WAS CORNY, I KNOW)
2006-12-27 23:08:58 · 23 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SOmetimes the corniest jokes are the best my god i was in stiches!
2006-12-27 23:11:34 · answer #1 · answered by Chel1525 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, t'was ok (at least I can get it)...
Let me just share you my original piece made 2 days ago...with what else...a blond joke:
In a Sky jumping school, all students were readying for their very first jump. Naturally, all were excited and nervous. With their plane aloft at 8,000 ft, the Jump Master made a final reminder:
So girls and boys, this is it!. Remember what I've been telling you all along...forget your 'Altimeter'...on your descent when you see People on the ground starts to look like Ants, that's the time you open your chute...OK? Everybody nodded.
A little while later, all 20 students were out of the plane. One by one, their chutes began to pop up like mushrooms over the sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jump mates and the crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and she went free falling to the ground. Thud!!!
>>>Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, with St. Peter screening all new comers>>>
Blond's turn now:
ST. PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: We'll.. I fell from a plane
ST. PETER: I know, based on your files, you forgot to open your chute?
BLOND: No, I was all the while focused on the way down
ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guess it was too late
ST. PETER: Hmmm, that's strange. It also says in your record you're clean of drugs and the chute's not defective...
BLOND: (adding with conviction)...and I followed the jumpmaster's instruction to the letter
ST. PETER: (who's about to close the book and call it a day, puzzled, looked at blond)..so, what about the instruction?
BLOND: ...to open my chute when I see Ants on the ground starts to look like People....
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2006-12-28 07:22:49 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corny but funny great job
2006-12-29 06:32:13 · answer #3 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
corny jokes are always the best 10/10
2006-12-30 06:59:18 · answer #4 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corny yes ,but not heard it before
happy new year
2006-12-28 07:12:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
corny, but very good 10 point´s
2006-12-28 07:15:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 7/10
2006-12-29 04:57:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man that was grim âºâºâº worth at least a groan.
2006-12-28 07:17:41 · answer #8 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe, corny but good :D
2006-12-28 07:10:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was so funny i like the daft jokes I'm still chuckling over it hahaha
2006-12-30 13:29:29 · answer #10 · answered by Jo C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋