2006-12-27 23:02:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
About 5' 7"
2006-12-27 23:04:58 · answer #1 · answered by The Oracle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I can't at least make you smile with my original blond joke piece...then I'd say you're already on top of it...(lol). Here goes...
In a Sky jumping school, all students were readying for their very first jump. Naturally, all were excited and nervous. With their plane aloft at 8,000 ft, the Jump Master made a final reminder:
So girls and boys, this is it!. Remember what I've been telling you all along...forget your 'Altimeter'...on your descent when you see People on the ground starts to look like Ants, that's the time you open your chute...OK? Everybody nodded.
A little while later, all 20 students were out of the plane. One by one, their chutes began to pop up like mushrooms over the sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jump mates and the crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and she went free falling to the ground. Thud!!!
>>>Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, with St. Peter screening all new comers>>>
Blond's turn now:
ST. PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: We'll.. I fell from a plane
ST. PETER: I know, based on your files, you forgot to open your chute?
BLOND: No, I was all the while focused on the way down
ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guess it was too late
ST. PETER: Hmmm, that's strange. It also says in your record you're clean of drugs and the chute's not defective...
BLOND: (adding with conviction)...and I followed the jumpmaster's instruction to the letter
ST. PETER: (who's about to close the book and call it a day, puzzled, looked at blond)..so, what about the instruction?
BLOND: ...to open my chute when I see Ants on the ground starts to look like People....
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2006-12-27 23:36:13 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When it reaches 12 feet tall.. haha
2006-12-27 23:05:25 · answer #3 · answered by cho b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Imagining a conversation with an animal...
2006-12-27 23:35:43 · answer #4 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends On How Tall You Are ??
2006-12-27 23:41:59 · answer #5 · answered by ASTRO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could it be the pinnacle of pococurantism or the top of tiresomeness?
2006-12-27 23:09:25 · answer #6 · answered by themainsail 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sitting on a chair watching the paint dry..
2006-12-27 23:28:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on how much you speak!
lol
2006-12-27 23:21:18 · answer #8 · answered by music_lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
going to the shopping mall to kill time
2006-12-27 23:09:07 · answer #9 · answered by KT Jane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you can't think of anything to do with your time.
2006-12-27 23:07:10 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋