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2006-12-27 22:49:05 · 17 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehehehe, amusing hunni
2006-12-27 22:50:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many country and western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five,one to put the new bulb in and the other four to sit around and sing about how good the old one was!
2006-12-28 10:58:58 · answer #2 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was the dumb Pole story where One holds the bulb...while the other one turns his body. Nice laugh though...for that, I'll repay with...what else...a blond joke:
In a Skyjump school, all students were readying for their very first jump. Naturally, all were excited and nervous. With their plane aloft at 8,000 ft, the Jumpmaster made a final reminder:
So girls and boys, this is it!. Remember what I've been telling you all along...forget your altimeter...on your descent when you see People on the ground starts to look like Ants, that's the time you open your chute...OK? Everybody nodded.
A little while later, all 20 students were out of the plane. One by one, their chutes began to pop up like mushrooms over the sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jump mates and the crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and she went free falling to the ground. Thud!!!
>>>Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, with St. Peter screening all new comers>>>
Blond's turn now:
ST. PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: We'll.. I fell from a plane
ST. PETER: I know, based on your files, you forgot to open your chute?
BLOND: No, I was all the while focused on the way down
ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guess it was too late
ST. PETER: Hmmm, that's strange. It also says in your record you're clean of drugs and the chute's not defective...
BLOND: (adding with conviction)...and I followed the jumpmaster's instruction to the letter
ST. PETER: (who's about to close the book and call it a day, looking at blond)..so, what about the instruction?
BLOND: ...to open my chute when I see Ants on the ground starts to look like People....
like it? that's my original piece...my contribution to mankind! lapuks2000@yahoo.com
2006-12-28 06:55:58 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
two like lupok said one holds the bulb while the other turns his body.
2006-12-28 07:01:15 · answer #4 · answered by cutiepie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
501 1 to hold the bulb and 500 to turn the road..?
2006-12-31 14:10:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan (but I did chuckle), 8 / 10
2006-12-28 06:54:46 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one, roadies have a brain two
2006-12-28 06:56:07 · answer #7 · answered by Bill P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends how many have to hold the beers while you changing it ?
2006-12-28 07:38:25 · answer #8 · answered by ASTRO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A chuckle âºâº
2006-12-28 06:53:29 · answer #9 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Funny! Ha Ha!
2006-12-28 07:10:58 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋