how do you spell "fart" ...the noise it makes?

Answer 1

pfft

Answer 2

The Major Factor in The Spelling of " Fart " , [The Sound Of], Is The Culmination of the Background History of Its Origins.
e.g..Male or Female...Weight of The aforesaid ...Muscle to Fat Ratios...Consumption Intake & Typical Diet, Foodstuffs, Drinks etc.This Formulae can Be Expressed as:-
Man+15 ouz Steak+French Fries+6 Ltrs Ale = 'Fart'
[Where 'Fart' = The Answer To Your Spelling]

Answer 3

I don't know how to spell it, but it is the noise that sounds like someone stepped on a Duck.

Answer 4

Pooooooooot.

OK, the question alone made me laugh. I'll pay you back with...what else...a blond joke:

In a Skyjump school, all students were readying for their very first jump. Naturally, all were excited and nervous. With their plane aloft at 8,000 ft, the Jumpmaster made a final reminder:

So girls and boys, this is it!. Remember what I've been telling you all along...forget your altimeter...on your descent when you see People on the ground starts to look like Ants, that's the time you open your chute...OK? Everybody nodded.

A little while later, all 20 students were out of the plane. One by one, their chutes began to pop up like mushrooms over the sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jump mates and the crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and she went free falling to the ground. Thud!!!

>>>Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, with St. Peter screening all new comers>>>
Blond's turn now:

ST. PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: We'll.. I fell from a plane

ST. PETER: I know, based on your files, you forgot to open your chute?
BLOND: No, I was all the while focused on the way down

ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guess it was too late

ST. PETER: Hmmm, that's strange. It also says in your record you're clean of drugs and the chute's not defective...
BLOND: (adding with conviction)...and I followed the jumpmaster's instruction to the letter

ST. PETER: (who's about to close the book and call it a day, looking at blond)..so, what about the instruction?
BLOND: ...to open my chute when I see Ants on the ground starts to look like People....


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Answer 5

Phhhphhhhhbbbbbltttt

Answer 6

ok. some anybody isn't likely thinking approximately this heavily. in case you're blowing on the raspberry, that's close to on your mouth, acceptable? So, once you blow the air you're actually not making a "p" or "b" sound, initially, do you? No! you're making a "F" sound. So, to initiate out, it truly is going to likely be "F..." yet, if the raspberry is close adequate on your mouth, the numerous air will pass lower back, simply by fact it truly is going to likely be blocked by utilising the numerous bumps on the raspberry. this might possibly create considered one of those "facebook..." sound. it truly is not truly a "p" given which you are able to desire to start the "p" sound out of your mouth. A "b" could desire to be created as the two currents of air collide. So, i think of it truly is going to likely be something like "Fffbffbbffffbfbfbfbfsthbbfbbfffb" word, a small "s" or "th" or "s/th" mixture no longer popping out of your mouth, yet ocurring clearly as a sound result from the currents of air escaping around the IMPERFECT crevices of the raspberry. ordinarily "F" sounds with some "B" sounds and a few "S/TH" sounds. No "P" sounds. No "Z" sounds the two--there is no longer something vibrating. ok?

Answer 7

Phttt

Answer 8

depends on what you ate

Answer 9

yuk or ka boom lol

Answer 10

Dam............Who let that one loose ???