A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich.
When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant.
A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear."
It says, ''Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves.''
2006-12-27 20:48:35 · 18 answers · asked by axilaryguy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one......hahahahaha....smart panda. im giving : 8 out of 10
2006-12-27 20:50:56 · answer #1 · answered by mr_BIG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. Since when does the dictionary exonerate a crime? A murderer can kill someone and tell the police to look up the dictionary for the meaning of murderer. Good play on words though!
2006-12-28 06:17:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a good example to prove that bear speaks in english,reads dictionary,goes to a restaurant.
2006-12-28 04:09:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did the panda escaped the zoo?
2006-12-27 20:52:31 · answer #4 · answered by Ashlyn_47 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Nice one! 9/10.
2006-12-27 21:40:16 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool its too nice but dint laugh but giggled.
10 on 10 for u
2006-12-28 00:31:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO I love that one. XD such a great play on words. It's a good oldie LOL
2006-12-27 20:50:42 · answer #7 · answered by High On Life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't that supposed to be a mole: eats roots and leaves
(aussie humour)
2006-12-27 22:56:40 · answer #8 · answered by kicking_back 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. Thank you for making me laugh out loud today.
2006-12-27 20:57:02 · answer #9 · answered by Smiley face 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's amazingly clever!
2006-12-27 20:49:52 · answer #10 · answered by thelordnyax 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋