CHINEESE MAN: me no come work, me sick
BOSS:when im sick i do the naughty with my wife, try it
2 HOURS LATER, CHINA MAN CALLED BACK:it work, me better, u got nice house
2006-12-27 20:26:52 · 11 answers · asked by Nate Dogg 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gee, I got a good laugh there! For that, I'll repay your kindness with...what else...a blond joke:
In a Sky jumping class, all students were readying for their very first jump. Naturally, all were excited and nervous. With their plane aloft at 8,000 ft, the Jump master made a final reminder:
So girls and boys, this is it!. Remember what I've been telling you all along...forget your altimeter...on your descent...when you see People on the ground starts to look like Ants, that's the time you open your chute...OK? Everybody nodded.
A little while later, all 20 students were out of the plane. One by one, their chutes began to pop up beautifully over the sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jump mates and the crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and she went free falling to the ground. Thud!!!
*Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, with St. Peter screening all new comers* Blond's turn now:
ST. PETER: So, what are you IN for?
BLOND: We'll.. I fell from a plane
ST. PETER: I know, based on your files, you forgot to open your chute?
BLOND: No, I was all the while focused on the way down
ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute?
BLOND: I tried, but I guess it was too late
ST. PETER: Hmmm, that's strange. It also says in your record you're clean of drugs, and the chute's not even defective...
BLOND: (adding with conviction)...and I followed the jump master's instruction to the letter...
ST. PETER: (about to close the book and call it a day, looked at blond)..what about the instruction?
BLOND: ...to open my chute when I see Ants on the ground starts to look like People....
like it? that's my original piece! lapuks2000@yahoo
2006-12-27 21:01:17 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Kite 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny Funny! 10/10. Nice.
2006-12-27 21:38:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! i totally got that. and right on the 1st read of it. quite nasty in a way. an asian man doing the naughty with his boss's wife. now you've just put a stain in my head that will haunt me until i find something else to think about... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! paris hilton is coming to australia!!!!!! and around where i am!!!!!!!!!! i am totally not gonna go anywhere near her.
2006-12-27 20:31:28 · answer #3 · answered by kristyb872001 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG. I've never heard of that before. Thats funnier than watching midgets run track.
2006-12-27 20:30:20 · answer #4 · answered by Jeremy Medlock 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
XD rotflmao
2006-12-27 20:33:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, looks like we're gonna have us a law-suite!
lol, thanx 4 d laf
2006-12-27 20:37:18 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it told differently but same idea.
2006-12-27 20:30:57 · answer #7 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DAT WELL FUNNY CARRY ON WITH THE JOKES
2006-12-27 20:28:54 · answer #8 · answered by Sexi B..i.t.c.h 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha not bad
2006-12-27 23:00:29 · answer #9 · answered by kicking_back 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so?
this is a question.
2006-12-27 20:29:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋