On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane, who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten his/her own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle,
unbuttoning his shirt…
one button at a time…
No one moves…
He removes his shirt…
Muscles ripple across his chest…
She gasps…
He whispers...
"Iron this, and get me something to eat!!"
2006-12-27 17:28:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha.......a good one........and funny.....lol
Good night..
2006-12-27 17:31:41 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-12-28 03:19:17 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was good but kinda old fashioned
LOL
still funny tho
but seriously who does that ne more
LMAO
2006-12-28 01:36:27 · answer #3 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A really good one. Hahaha :)
2006-12-28 04:02:46 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey thats a good one
2006-12-28 01:40:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha heard that b4 but stil funny
2006-12-28 02:47:18 · answer #6 · answered by Luke M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey....yes, your jokes do seem funny......it's easy to understand...practical, yet funny....lol
2006-12-28 01:31:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good.
2006-12-28 01:32:06 · answer #8 · answered by J T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!!!
2006-12-28 04:20:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha thanks for the last laugh before going to bed!
nice one
2006-12-28 01:35:14 · answer #10 · answered by Da_wa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. this was funny. good one
2006-12-28 03:16:11 · answer #11 · answered by Gabs 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋