What's it take for a guy to get a girl in this town?

Question

I like Flintstone's vitamins, but my mom won't let me take more than one a day. I am 23 years old and she still makes me wear diapers too. This makes it very hard for me to pick up girls. I usually get along fine in the conversations until they suddenly interject "Ew! What is that smell?" I explain that I have never been potty trained and then all of a sudden they have to go, or they don't have a phone number or they live on the planet Get-Out-Of-My-Face. I want to stop wearing the diapers, but I love those vitamins too darn much. What should I do?

Did I mention I also have the looks of Brad Pitt and the smell of Brad Pitt.

Answer 1

have you thought about using a garbage bag instead of diapers. It holds more, and when people see you they will give you money because they think that you work there or something.

Answer 2

Don't worry sweet heart cream always rises to the top, so relax, turn off the stove, back away from the boiling water and put the bunny down. Guys like all sorts of girls, which is lucky otherwise all the ugly ones would be left out - I mean not everyone can be super popular and simply fabulous like us. I mean is obvious your better than her.... Yeah well that's how you sound, stop worry about what the "guys" think just focus on being you. Do you like getting all made up... does it make you feel good to be all pretty? ..yes? Well that's why she runs, to make herself feel good about herself. now you could be a nice girl and befriend her a bit more and hangout, share common interests etc and get to know her better and take her out to meet the guys etc after all she is family. or you can turn the stove back on and boil that bunny... your call princes

Answer 3

Youneed to start by being a man! You can do it!

Answer 4

I think you are lying. Email me.