Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station!
What’s the difference between your face and a bucket of poop?
The bucket!
Yo mamas so stupid, she tip-toed past the medicine cabinet so she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills!
Yo mamas so ugly, she showed her face in the public, and got arrested for attempted murder!
Yo mamas so stupid, she went to the antique store and asked “What’s new?”
Please put down "SHORT" jokes! I hate story jokes...
2006-12-27 15:55:13 · 4 answers · asked by Dashiznit 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dont know any sorry
2006-12-27 17:53:09 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of ****?
A: The bucket.
2006-12-28 02:46:06 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 8/10. Ha Ha!
2006-12-28 06:41:01 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funnnnyyyy
2006-12-28 03:32:24 · answer #4 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋