An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Texan. They each decide to jump from the plane so as not to prolong their deaths, so the Englishman says, "Long live the Queen!" and jumps. The Irishman says, "To beer, wine and beyond!" and jumps. The Texan says, "Remember the Alamo!" and throws a Mexican out the plane.
2006-12-27 15:46:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Very funny!! (and I am mexican american) I loved it! 9/10
2006-12-27 15:49:19 · answer #1 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Four men on a plane with fifty other passengers.
Due to mechanical problems,the plane is too heavy to keep flying, so someone has to jump to save the rest of the passengers.
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan all get up.
The Englishman says, "Long live the Queen!" and jumps.
The Irishman says, "To Ireland." and jumps.
The Mexican grabs the Texan, and says, "We Remember the Alamo!" and throws the Texan out the plane.
What about that ending? All fair in love and war.
2006-12-28 01:08:21 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you didn't get it right! There are 4 guys on the plane, American, Russian, Texan and Mexican. Its going down and there is only one parachute. Englishman decides to be honorable and jumps "Long live the queen", Russian decides to jump and says "for mother Russia" Texan says "I'm not gonna be outdone be those two" so he says , remember the Alamo and throws the Mexican out.
2006-12-27 23:49:53 · answer #3 · answered by parental unit 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mexican not a person but a product......Tequila
The Texan however ends up in a lethal situation later whilst the two that jumped where saved.
2006-12-27 23:54:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
So the Texan stays on the plane about to crash? If he wanted the Mexican to die, and the plane was crashing, why bother throwing him out? Is the Texan supposed to be stupid?
2006-12-27 23:50:22 · answer #5 · answered by some teenager 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny 10/10
2006-12-28 03:37:05 · answer #6 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, and not because it's insulting, but what the heck is the point?
Besides, everyone knows no Texans ever have an exit strategy of any sort.....
2006-12-27 23:54:21 · answer #7 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute (although my brother told me that joke) but still cute. to those who are making a fuss about this joke you take racism too far who cares its just a joke. It is not done in a mean or harmful way.
2006-12-28 00:32:25 · answer #8 · answered by *=D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tequila
2006-12-27 23:48:30 · answer #9 · answered by shortandsassy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oooooooook...
2006-12-28 01:07:04 · answer #10 · answered by ViCKi!™|` 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋