I am so old, when I was young, I fell off a rocking horse made out of leaves and almost broke my wooden underwear!
I am so old, I am the inventor of the word "old"!
I am so old, I put the dirt to shame!
2006-12-27 14:04:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You're so old you have a bible singed by Jesus.
2006-12-27 16:15:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm so old my SS number is 1. LOL
2006-12-28 05:58:27 · answer #2 · answered by High On Life 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm so old my social security number is 4.
2006-12-27 22:57:02 · answer #3 · answered by comicaldad 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yeah maria u r too beautiful
2006-12-27 22:14:23 · answer #4 · answered by i am not a lovely girl i am cute 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, I know, I was your grandfather.
2006-12-27 22:18:08 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sorry...it sucks.
2006-12-27 22:09:43 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
yeah maria you are too prettyâ¥
2006-12-27 22:21:17 · answer #7 · answered by leapordlover10 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What kind of joke is this?!
2006-12-27 22:49:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
wanna cookie?
2006-12-27 22:21:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't get it, sorry.
2006-12-27 22:46:19 · answer #10 · answered by blazing_truesdale 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋