2006-12-27 13:25:34 · 9 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus V. 2.0 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
1: sporks help you eat, God does not
2: sporks are fun to play with, God is not
3: sporks look cool, God does not.
4: sporks dont cause wars
5: sporks dont advocate slavery
6: sporks dont usually advocate rape(unless someone has a spork fetish)
7: sporks help the poor and hungry
8: sporks dont murder people
9: theres no religions made for sporks
10: sporks dont make people arrogant and foolish.
2006-12-27 13:29:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well, on the basis that sporks exist and god does not, I can think of a few...
1. You can eat with a spork (god is not a utensil)
2. You can fling grapes with a spork (god is not useful for this)
3. You can buy a spork (obviously, not god)
4. A spork can be recycled (god is not a resource)
5. A spork could be used to dislodge a grape from someone's throat, were this person to be choking (god cannot fit down the esophagus)
6. Sporks are entertaining (god is not)
7. Sporks have to be made, and thus have makers, which helps the economy because the workers that make the sporks are then earning a salary (god does nothing for the economy)
8. Sporks can be used to defend oneself from a weak attacker (god cannot be used as a weapon)
9. Sporks have ends that function as plastic screwdrivers, should the occasion arise in which one has a spork and not a screwdriver (god does not fit into screws, and you cannot turn god)
10. People do not waste money by making sporks by the thousands and handing them out to starving africans (god, though not existing, "inspired" the bible, which is a waste of money when handed out to people that obviously require food far more than reading material)
2006-12-27 13:40:34 · answer #2 · answered by reverenceofme 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) you can use a spork to pay your dues to the flying spaghetti monster
2) a spork will never judge you - or what you eat with it
3) there isn't a book that comes along with a spork telling you how to use/ worship it
4) if you do not believe in the spork you can always use another one and not worry about going to hell for chaning sporks or using a fork or spoon
5) a spork doesnt have an offspring (sporkett?) that has to die (break) for your sins
6) a spork is a fork AND a spoon!
.......still thinking
2006-12-27 13:33:34 · answer #3 · answered by ur a Dee Dee Dee 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God is not a that helpful when you are dining at KFC. The spork is tho!
But then, Spork never sent Son of Spork to save us from eternal damnation. (Also KFC, by odd coincidence)
2006-12-27 13:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by saopaco 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) Spork follows pure logic.
2) Spork has super-human strength.
3) Spork has super-human hearing.
4) Spork can mind-meld when required to advance the plot.
5)
Oh, wait a minute... Never mind.
2006-12-27 13:29:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
sporks exist
sporks don't send you to hell
sporks will never scare you into believing in it
sporks serve a purpose
sporks are fun to be around
sporks were created by man
I can't think of any other reasons, sorry
2006-12-27 13:31:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
A spork is real.
2006-12-27 13:33:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
what is a spork? God sent his son down here on earth to save you from all your sins. Jesus died for all of us
2006-12-27 13:29:27 · answer #8 · answered by christina 2 · 1⤊ 9⤋
what is God?
2006-12-27 13:31:33 · answer #9 · answered by UncleGeorge 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋