A woman goes to buy a parrot, and the shopkeeper says, "We've got one for £100, one for £200 and one for £15."
"Why is that one so cheap?" says the woman.
"Well, it used to live in a brothel, so it's a bit foulmouthed."
The woman says she doesn't mind, so she pays £15 and takes the parrot home. As soon as she takes the cover off the cage, the parrot says, "F**k me, a new Madam."
"I am not a Madam, and this is not a brothel," says the woman, but she thinks it's quite funny. Later on, her two teenage daughters come in.
"F**k me," says the parrot, "New prostitutes!"
"We are not prostitutes," say the daughters, but they think it's quite funny too. "Wait till Dad comes in and hears this parrot, he'll go spare." So they put the parrot in the hall, the door opens and Dad comes in. Dad looks at the parrot, and the parrot looks at him, and the the parrot says, "F**k me, Dave, haven't seen you for weeks."
2006-12-27 12:55:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant fidgety.
Reminds me of this one.
In another part of the parish a woman has a parrot who uses such foul language she has to keep him covered up when visitors call round.One day the vicar(who else) comes to tea and on hearing about her problem suggests he take the parrot back to his house where he has a female parrot who is forever on her knees praying.Maybe she can change his ways.The woman agrees and the parrot goes back with the vicar.As soon as he is put in the female parrot's cage,his awful behavior begins.
"C'mon girl,let's get to it,let's get a bit of screwing done."
Lo and behold,before the vicar and lady can intervene,the female parrot replies,"At long bloody last, my prayers have been answered."
2006-12-28 23:41:31 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahahahhaha that was funny! 9/10
2006-12-28 00:11:13 · answer #2 · answered by OkieOk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's funny. smart parrot to remember his face. lol
2006-12-27 21:16:54 · answer #3 · answered by Erica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best one for a long while lol 10 / 10
2006-12-28 03:18:28 · answer #4 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! good parrot! lol
2006-12-27 21:02:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty funny.
2006-12-27 21:01:05 · answer #6 · answered by TANAIYA A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think parrats shouldbe this cheap eitheir
2006-12-27 21:01:41 · answer #7 · answered by maria u 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw that one coming. lol
2006-12-27 23:54:33 · answer #8 · answered by sjstalost 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kool
2006-12-27 21:00:11 · answer #9 · answered by scotty b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one ha ha ha
2006-12-28 04:22:19 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋