A young couple had been dating for six months when he professed his love to her and asked her to marry him. She immediately accepted but the fact was that they had not been sexually active, waiting for marriage. As they are driving home after his proposal, she says “I think before we get married I should tell you something, and if you don’t want to marry me after I tell you then I will understand. The fact is that I am really flat chested. I have been padding my bra and I really don’t have anything up there.” He thought about it a second and said “There are far more important things than breast size, and I love you so that doesn’t change my mind at all.” A few minutes later he tells her “I also have something I should tell you, and I understand if you wont marry me after I tell you. See the thing is, well my manhood…well its like a baby.” She thinks about it a second and replies “I love you and there are much more important things than the size of your penis.” Two months later they eloped, and they are in their hotel ready to have sex for the first time. She takes her dress off and sure enough she is flat as a board. He takes his pants off and she faints. When she comes too she says “I thought you said it was the size of a baby’s?!?!” “No,” he replied, “I said it was like a baby, 20 inches long and 8 lbs, 4 oz.”
2006-12-27 12:42:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny or not?
2006-12-27 12:44:30 · update #1
IT'S FUNNY ... LOL.
THANKS //
2006-12-27 22:01:24 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny. A bit lame though.
2006-12-28 06:39:49 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uhhmm...... OK, OUCH.
at least this man is not on the Unga Bunga team. wehehehehe!!!
but really, OUCH.....
2006-12-28 03:13:03 · answer #3 · answered by Michelle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...very funny
2006-12-28 00:23:51 · answer #4 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋