Here's some info about rap:
Rap (derived from the word "crap") is theme music for the black community, and MTV. Of course, Lil' Jon is the leader. The process of creating a rap song is as follows:
1.) First, you must create a TOTALLY PIMP-SOUNDING and preferably illogical pseudonym because regular old names are too boring for today’s X-TREME generation.
2.) You must write songs about highly innovative and original topics such as sex, drugs, and violence to establish yourself as a TOTALLY UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL because those topics have never been written about before or even discussed for that matter. Remember, nobody likes a poseur!
3.) When you write a song, go for style and not substance! Make sure you rhyme as many times as you can. Don’t worry about sacrificing the coherence of your message to all your forced rhyming; there’s no substitute for KOOL!!! In fact, the more incoherent your song is, the better.
4.) Make sure to repeatedly lace your lyrics with random vocal interjections such as “uh-huh”, “yeah”, and “das right” to remind everyone that you’re TOTALLY OFF THE HOOK. Of course, these meaningless vocal spasms of **** do not serve to the fill the void when you can’t think of more substantial things to rap about.
5.) Give your completed lyrics to a 4th grader. If he understands what’s being said, you’ve done well.
6.) Don't even bother about singing because that takes talent and effort. Just talk in somewhat of a rhythm—occasionally. Just speak normal the rest of the time (well, as normal as a black person can speak). Make CERTAIN that you butcher the English language as much as you can. Never speak correctly. That's not being TOTALLY PIMP, YO!!!
7.) Turn on the radio to a rock station. Listen for a catchy guitar riff and record it. Synthesize it, and alter it slightly. Loop it about 100 times and you have your VERY OWN, NON-PLAIGARIZED rap song. Next, drop random samples of police sirens and loading guns to show everyone that YOU’RE A BAD-*** REBEL. Then give yourself a cookie.
8.) Eat a lot of beans and fart in a recorder. Effect it, and you have bass.
9.) Sit on your lazy, narcissistic *** and let other people who are more talented than you mix the CD.
10.) Put a picture of a hot woman on your CD cover to compensate for your lack of hot women in the real world. Also, do it to boost the sales of your CD because you know your **** sucks.
11.) It is impossible for a rap "song" to be by just one rapper. It's a little known fact that every rap song features at least 100 other rappers, most of which are unknown. In fact the majority of every rap CD isn't the actual rapper.
2006-12-27 12:39:02
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answered by acgsk 5
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No He is not at all happy about it. These are the signs of a warped society, and it is a spiritual problem. On the first level, it destroys the hearts of people, and distorts their thinking and behavior. It corrupts the soul. It is an imbalanced preoccupation that leads to addictions. On the Second level, it creates physical abuses and destroys relationships. On the third level, it opens the door to immoral activity and the spreading of sexual diseases that destroy health, finances, and can take the life altogether (as with AIDS). It destroys marriages and families, and causes children to grow up with broken homes and hearts and lives. Lust is an ugly sin. It is evil. It spreads through this nation like an open sewer, and giving the heart to Jesus Christ is the only cure. He is the only answer.
2006-12-27 12:43:14
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answered by firebyknight 4
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Do you really thing the supreme ruler of universe has nothing better to do than to peek over your shoulder for smutty media? How paranoid is that?
What's wrong with bikini magazines? Do you think God created beauty to not be appreciated? Where do you draw the line? Extrapolate your attitude a bit and you'll arrive at the veiled women of Saudi Arabia.
2006-12-27 13:36:38
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answered by Anonymous
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No but He did not commission you to stop it. He commissioned you to tell people who are unrepentant of His love and desire to reconcile with them and that He so desired it that He sacrificed His Son. Nothing will change until people change and He changes them one at a time. It is also your job to look inside yourself for sin and remove it by asking God to remove it. I can promise you it will take far too much time for you to do this and be of service to others for you to worry about what the unenlightened of the world are doing as long as not violent toward you or your family.
2006-12-27 12:43:41
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answered by bess 4
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H Whatever honors God is what makes Him happy. The garbage that you are talking about honors only Satan. I think God is hurt with us. He destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah because of this same stuff. He sent the flood because of it. Don't you think He will get sick of it and send Jesus back to get His own? I do.
2006-12-27 12:50:21
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answered by jan 3
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I don't know how GOD feels about rap music, but I find it extremely distasteful and offensive. It pollutes the airwaves and people's minds. Garbage in, garbage out. If you listen to all this foolishness, you'll become a fool yourself.
2006-12-27 12:42:34
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answered by Bruce G 2
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Its a good start but you should redo a couple of lines and u use the word "but" a bit to much but your off to a good start just keep going over it and find some words that fit a lil bit better.
2016-03-28 21:35:11
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answered by Anonymous
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No. That's why you always hear about porn stars and rap artists getting struck by lightening.
Not.
2006-12-27 12:40:56
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answered by eri 7
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I'm sure He's not happy with a lot of things that this world has to offer.
2006-12-27 12:39:38
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answered by cajunrescuemedic 6
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With the language and some of the outfits these women wear? No, he isn't happy at all.
2006-12-27 12:39:32
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answered by julie 5
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