you cannot fix stupid, sorry.
Why do morons like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
Why did it take the moron an hour to eat breakfast?
Because the orange juice carton instructions said Concentrate ! !
What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back at him.
How did the moron fall on the floor?
He tripped over the cordless phone.
How did the moron try to kill a bird?
He threw it off a mountain cliff !
Why did the moron climb the glass wall ?
To see what was on the other side!
How do you confuse a moron?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in one corner!
Hear about the moron that got an AM radio?
It took him a month to realize he could play it at night.
Why did the moron going to the airport turn around and go home?
Because he saw the sign that said "Airport Left".
Two morons were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.
The first moron said "These look like deer tracks,"
and the other moron said, "No, they look like moose tracks."
They argued and argued, and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
Why can't a moron dial 911?
He can't find the 11 on the phone!
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
2006-12-27 12:26:43 · 13 answers · asked by Rae-May 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HERE ARE SOME MORE!!!!!
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????..)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
2006-12-27 12:34:08 · update #1
GOT TO http://www.101funjokes.com/redneck_jokes.htm
FOR A LOT OF FUNNY JOKES!!! THEY HAVE A LOT OF THEM....
2006-12-27 12:46:24 · update #2
ha.
thanks for the laugh.
those are funny.
2006-12-27 12:29:29 · answer #1 · answered by lil missy peep 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think there funny but I've heard them all before except as blonde jokes
2006-12-27 12:32:15 · answer #2 · answered by *{I'm~your~Girl!}* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are pretty elementary jokes.
3 stars out of 10
2006-12-27 12:31:34 · answer #3 · answered by Jacques 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard them as blonde jokes
2006-12-27 14:13:49 · answer #4 · answered by Julita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah they are funny thanx for the laugh i heard some of them b-4 but they are still good
2006-12-27 12:35:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think of "bicorn" aka "****** hat curve" is somewhat mind-blowing. No clarification mandatory. The "dogs bone shape" (an hourglass with rounded ends) is obtainable in an extensive 2nd for me.
2016-10-28 12:26:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard them all but they are still pretty funny
2006-12-27 12:45:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a moron! LOL good jokes.
2006-12-27 12:30:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahehehaha
thnkz foo da laughz
2006-12-27 13:07:47 · answer #9 · answered by lillllly :) 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive heard all of these before... heres a good one.... how do u fall asleep quick?? read these "jokes"
2006-12-27 12:30:14 · answer #10 · answered by jrs wife! 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋