Okay this guy is sitting at a bar he finally gets to order and he asks the bartender for a shot of whiskey. The bartender pours him a shot and he gives the bartender a twenty dollar bill, and then suddenly a little man jumps out of his pocket and kicks the shot glass over and flips him the bird and jumps back in his pocket. The bartender looks at him in amazement and pours another shot and he again gives the bartender a twenty and the little guy jumps out of his pocket and kicks the glass over again and flips him the bird.
The bartender finally asks "what the heck is the deal with the little guy?" "Well I found a genie and he granted me three wishes. The first one was that I wished I good looking. The second wish was that I had an endless supply of money."
The bartender then asked him "well that doesnt explain the little guy jumping out of your pocket and kicking your shots over!" The man replied "My third wish was that I had a twelve inch prick."
Funny?
2006-12-27 12:11:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL... YES IT'S FUNNY..
THANKS FOR SHARING.
2006-12-27 22:06:54 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A variation of a joke which I have posted before, but nevertheless pretty good.
2006-12-27 12:17:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
yes funny
2006-12-27 12:14:29 · answer #3 · answered by M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was very Funny!
2006-12-27 12:15:35 · answer #4 · answered by Ida B 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol lol lol Super funny and very original nice job! hahahahaha!
2006-12-27 12:13:10 · answer #5 · answered by 100% Español 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before - still like it!
2006-12-27 12:14:06 · answer #6 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thates really funny did you come up with it
2006-12-27 12:37:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I laughed so hard, beer came out my nose.
2006-12-27 12:13:10 · answer #8 · answered by S K 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yup
2006-12-27 12:14:29 · answer #9 · answered by whoops :) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-27 13:36:38 · answer #10 · answered by james c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋