John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night for best toast!". She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
2006-12-27 11:58:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA!
2006-12-27 12:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Liked it Thumbs up & an 8.
2006-12-28 13:30:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good... I have heard it before, but its been a while and I forgot the punchline...
I bet ol John O'Reilly will hear about that from his buddies..
2006-12-27 21:35:03 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 9/10!
2006-12-28 07:16:30 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....gonna be a weird next time at the bar
Justin
2006-12-27 20:20:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-27 21:52:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god lmao!! that is so funny i cant breathe!!
2006-12-27 20:14:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! good one!
2006-12-27 20:04:11 · answer #8 · answered by luv2ridebarebak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great...
2006-12-27 20:55:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...
GooD oNe!!
2006-12-27 20:09:57 · answer #10 · answered by ‹‹тồкỹỌ‗ßõŸ›› 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋