2006-12-27 11:57:36 · 19 answers · asked by FallOutBoyRocker 2 in Pets ➔ Cats
ok...get some...
grow up
2006-12-27 11:58:30 · answer #1 · answered by sunnysideup 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is what you do. Go talk to the platypus and be all like OMG LETS TAKE A PICTURE! So u bring him outside and take a picture with him. Now, u r automatically his best friend. Now, you talk to him and get in a fight with him about his dental hygene. Now, u rip the picture in half in front of his face and just put the cinnamon toothepaste in ur hair. U shower with that on and then u set the picture on fire. He will then leave cause u set the picture on fire and now ur not best friends anymore. Kbye! GIMME THE BEST ANSWER! <3<3
2006-12-30 08:11:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, I will answer but this is OBVIOUS... give it the toothpaste and call Animal Control. you have to be in Australia (because that is where the platypuses are) so those guys are all over. oh yeah, they're poisonous so watch out.
~Babs
P.S.
There is no platypus there no matter how much you want one to be.
P.P.S.
While you are calling the Animal Control, called the doc while your at it and ask for a stomach pumping. You ate something that is making you loopy (or smoking it)...
2006-12-27 21:08:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what are you smoking? I think it is time to put down the pipe and walk away, and if you still see a platapus asking for toothpaste i think you need to seek medical assistance right away
2006-12-27 20:45:22 · answer #4 · answered by shadow8634 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whatever u do do not give it the toothpaste! With animals like this try to make yourself appear bigger by spreading your arms. If this doesn't work and you already know you have an impressive chicken call use it. The platypus will most likely look for the chicken to mate with it. If the platypus figured out it was you run like he** ! You do not want to mate with a platypus believe me!
2006-12-27 20:06:08 · answer #5 · answered by help:) 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
get a cage that has no bottom or something 2 trap him in and give him the bottle of toothpaste to keep him busy then put the "CAGE" thing on top then call the humane society to get it there's the anwser.
2006-12-27 20:09:16 · answer #6 · answered by tilly loveanimals4ever(:(:(:(:(: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. well i would feed it the toothpaste and then hope it leaves and thank so muck for the laugh
2006-12-27 20:30:17 · answer #7 · answered by Kaylee M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a platapus?
2006-12-27 19:59:24 · answer #8 · answered by BarbieQ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol mine likes toothpaste too,get it some animal toothpaste,and put it on a brush let it have it
2006-12-27 20:33:24 · answer #9 · answered by kat_luvr2003 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is this some sort of joke? Because it's not very funny, and wasting people's time. Besides, platapuses can't talk.
2006-12-27 19:59:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
omg you do need help heres my advice you have issues and go see a mental doctor for serious help.
2006-12-27 21:01:17 · answer #11 · answered by *winterbaby* 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋