Can anyone tell me a story which involves three wishes?
2006-12-27 11:45:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm looking for an original story not asking for the names of stories with three wishes.
2006-12-27 11:52:02 · update #1
A man named Bill discovered a magic lamp, rubbed it, and the traditional Genie popped out.
Well, almost traditional.
"Hi," said the Genie, "My name is Gus. Yes, you get three wishes. That's in the basic genie rule book. One minor twist, though. Whatever you get, I have to give twice as much to your ex wife. Understand?"
Bill thought for a moment, then said "I want a trillion dollars, tax free."
Gus the Genie nodded in assent. "It's in your checking account. Your ex wife has two trillion in hers, tax free."
Bill pondered and said, "I want to be the most physically fit, attractive member of my gender."
"Done," said Gus. "Your ex is now twice as hot, and will turn male and female heads alike. What's your third wish?"
Bill smiled. "I want you to beat me half to death..."
2006-12-27 12:03:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Once there was a man and his wife. I forget how they got the three wishes, but they got them for doing something good. They were debating, thinking really hard what to wish for, when the guy said, "Boy, I'm hungry. I wish I had some sausages." And sure enough, there they were. The wife started yelling at him, saying he was stupid and he'd wasted a wish. So then the guy says "Oh, I wish those sausages were attached to the end of your nose!" And sure enough, there they were. So then she starts freaking out, and they debate just leaving the sausages there and wishing for riches, but she says she'll never be happy with sausages on her nose, so they wish them gone, and there go the three wishes.
2006-12-27 19:53:05 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy was stuck in the desert. He found a lamp and rubbed it and a genie came out and told him he has 3 wishes.
The guy,"for my first wish i want a trillion dollars"
POOF he had a trillion dollars.
The guy,"for my second wish i want a a jeep to get me out of this desert"
POOF he had a jeep.
The genie" what is your last wish master?"
The guy thought and told the genie he would think about it, and the guy got into the jeep and started to drive, then he turned n the radio an the oscar mayer weiner song came on.
The guy started to siing "i wish i was an oscar mayer weiner..."
And POOF a hot dog was driving the car.
2006-12-28 01:23:32 · answer #3 · answered by Lia*808 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man stumbled across a computer lying in the long grass in the park. Not knowing what it was or how in deed it worked he rubbed the monitor to clean it... flash bang wallop... a fairy (fay) arrived:
"You have three wishes" She said
Well the man thought about this long and hard.
"For my first wish i would like there to be peace on earth and an end to war"
The fairy waved her wand and granted his wish.
"I wish that no animals were extinct and animal cruelty no longer existed"
The fairy again granted his wish.
"My final wish is to be a better person, to love thy neighbour and treat others how i wish to be treated"
And with that the fairy waved her wand for the final time and He became a She and was crowned Miss United Kingdom.
2006-12-27 20:31:12 · answer #4 · answered by Fay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wished that someone would ask me what I would do if I had 3 wishes on yahoo answers, and by God it happened, and then I wished I could go on Deal or No Deal. And when I went I the show I wished to win 250,000 dollars for my first home and the banker Offered to buy my suitcase for 250,000 dollars and I took the deal. Best 3 wishes I have ever made.
2006-12-27 19:53:21 · answer #5 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dream of genie,man was she HOT! A man got three wishes,first he wished for a 6 foot penis and left to ponder the other two.while he was gone he kept on stepping on the thing,tripping over it ,so he went back and told the genie this just wasnt working.the genie asked what he wanted and the man said..I wish for longer legs.
2006-12-27 19:49:28 · answer #6 · answered by buffalo chip 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Alladin gets three wishes from the genie
2006-12-27 19:47:27 · answer #7 · answered by Lou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aladdin.shreck 2 not directly but in the whole movie there are 3 wishes
hope it helps
8B
2006-12-27 19:48:48 · answer #8 · answered by hey_hey_hey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aladin
2006-12-27 20:43:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fisherman's wife. did she ever get 3 wishes! Anyway, The Grimm Bros. That's where you find it.
2006-12-27 19:50:27 · answer #10 · answered by Pivoine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋