Last night, my girlfriends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us,
so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us,
my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.
She called the guy back, licks the $ 20 bill,
and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us,
my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over,
and licks the $50 bill.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,
she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!
Now everyone's attention is focused on me,
and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50.
My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card,
swiped it down the crack of his butt
2006-12-27 11:42:46 · 12 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Grabbed the eighty bucks, and left!!!!
2006-12-27 11:42:59 · update #1
really funny like this sort of humour
2006-12-27 21:34:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 9/10. Good laugh!
2006-12-27 23:12:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee
Made me remember the hooker who accepts Mastercard.
2006-12-27 11:53:40 · answer #3 · answered by DelVinci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
disappointing.
Have a mince pie though cos Its Christmas
2006-12-27 20:24:24 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaaahaha oohhhhhhh soooooooo funny
2006-12-27 13:40:43 · answer #5 · answered by fire.kisser 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you get a receipt?? LOL
2006-12-27 11:49:20 · answer #6 · answered by *NuBCaKe* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, funny
Really really funny
it's cool
2006-12-27 11:45:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! thats hella funny!!
2006-12-27 11:46:02 · answer #8 · answered by jrs wife! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe. i would have pushed my pin number too.
2006-12-27 11:45:43 · answer #9 · answered by Jessica 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Still LMAO..........................................................................................
Don't forget to get your card.
2006-12-27 11:54:01 · answer #10 · answered by Grand Ma Jay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋