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Last night I had a few drinks and God pushed me down some stairs, he broke my ankle and my right arm.
I'm really angry with him, what is the best way to show my disapproval of this evil treatment of me?

2006-12-27 11:26:43 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

30 answers

He (most probably) doesn't exist so you can't hurt him, so stop going to church and start a vendetta against his best mates - George W. Bush , and the pope - carefully plan your attempt to break one arm and one ankle of each of those two godbumboys ,and you might get killed trying, but if you succeed imagine the satisfaction.

2006-12-27 11:40:38 · answer #1 · answered by mick.tripp 3 · 1 0

If you got a good look at this God and know where he lives I'd contact the police. They should be able to make a charge of common assault stick.

Otherwise you'll just have to sue the people who made or sold you the drink and spend the money on an education. 'Cos it seems to me that God, he sure loves stupid people.

Get a PhD, that'll teach him!

As for church, unless that's where the stairs were, I should forget it. There's no education there.

2006-12-27 11:48:21 · answer #2 · answered by Nobody 5 · 1 0

God didn't do that to you. Sin and the devil made you want those drinks. And if you are to blame someone other than yourself for your fall and broken bones, you should blame the devil. God does no harm. And if your really a Christian you would know that God wouldn't do something like that because he is caring and understanding. And as far as this blaming God goes, you should also realize the devil is winning right now. The devil is happy because you're doubting God. Instead of punishing God you should try to get closer to him and avoid the Devil.
May God keep you strong in your Faith!!!
Remember God Loves You!

2006-12-27 12:28:37 · answer #3 · answered by Carson Brooks 2 · 0 1

So GOD pushed you down the stairs, did he?
Did you get a good look?

Stop drinking.

2006-12-27 11:30:51 · answer #4 · answered by watcherd 4 · 0 0

Let's meet up when we are 70 and Ill tell you all the amazing things II have done in the same amount of time you were sat in church listening to someone preach. And by amazing things I mean going out into the community and actually doing things like working as a volunteer mentor etc. STOP GOING TO CHURCH ITS AN ABSOLUTE WASTE OF YOUR TIME. YOU GET ONE LIFE - LIVE IT!

2006-12-27 11:32:03 · answer #5 · answered by chrismyarse 2 · 1 0

I don't think you should be blaming God - blame the drink instead.

I think it's a shame you broke your ankle and arm, but please direct your anger towards the drink not God. He loves you - the drink just loves your money. If you're still going to church, perhaps consider a talk with your pastor who may explain this better? Or suggest another reason?

God Bless.

2006-12-27 11:34:47 · answer #6 · answered by Jacqui 2 · 0 2

If I were you, I`d tell him straight, that is just not on, and that is not the sort of behaviour you have come to expect from him. Tell him that if he dosen`t want to hang out with you anymore, all he`s got to do is say so, there is no need to resort to violence. Yes tell him you might not be going around his place much for a few weeks, see how he likes that.

2006-12-27 11:41:22 · answer #7 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 1 0

What a stupid question! You should check what you write before submitting it. Are you sure God gave you evil treatment or you stupidly drank more drinks than you can handle?

2006-12-27 11:54:34 · answer #8 · answered by kelmn 1 · 0 1

You can keep going to church, but put a note that say "God is a meany!" in the offering plate. Yeah, that will show him.

2006-12-27 11:46:05 · answer #9 · answered by Pogo 2 · 1 0

What has that got to do with God? you drank, got tipsy & as a result you fell!!! maybe it's your belief dep dwon that drinking is a sin & your subconsciuos punished yourself!
don't worry, drinking is not the worst sin, I knwo many people who don't drink & who go round making other people's lives a misery, & many many who do & they are really good people.
Just forget about it, it's better not to drink but if you do, you haven't committed the ultimate sin!
the ultimate sin is having a dark heart & ruining people's lives & making their lives a misery!

2006-12-27 11:33:51 · answer #10 · answered by glgl 5 · 0 1

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