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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

2006-12-27 11:13:27 · 17 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

Hahahahahaghahah!!! x A billion...

OMG that is so funny!!!!

2006-12-27 11:18:05 · answer #1 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 2 0

Good One .
BTW every man wants to know how burglar got into the house without waking the lady??

2006-12-27 22:47:19 · answer #2 · answered by Jay 3 · 0 0

just hit her over the head with a rolling pin

2006-12-27 20:25:12 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1 0

ha

2006-12-27 11:22:22 · answer #4 · answered by um yea hi 4 · 0 0

haha thats great i cant wait to hear some more of them

2006-12-27 11:21:14 · answer #5 · answered by kitten 4 · 0 0

raised a smile

2006-12-27 22:20:53 · answer #6 · answered by Ecko 4 · 0 0

Tell him to email me the answer, i need to know how to do that !!!! ha ha ha

2006-12-27 11:33:26 · answer #7 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0 0

lol thats funny but sad.

2006-12-27 11:19:21 · answer #8 · answered by jrs wife! 3 · 0 0

Love it!

2006-12-27 11:41:20 · answer #9 · answered by Abby 5 · 0 0

very funny

2006-12-27 21:35:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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