my friends are thinking of ways to get nude at the doctors with the doctor or nurse there. like to say something about your private parts. could i ask to say my penis hurts or feels wrong if i do this. what ways could i and only stuff you would do. so what could i say or do? im not some perv,
2006-12-27 11:07:58 · 11 answers · asked by ? 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I'm interpreting your question two ways: 1 - What EXCUSE could you make up to GET naked, although the reason you're there has nothing to do with you having to take your clothes off. 2 - What could you say to "break the ice" or make the situation lighter when HAVING to take off your clothes for an exam.
If it's #1, that would be hard to do unless you have some legitimate reason. I mean, you could say you have a rash you want the doctor to look at, but if you really don't then you'll be standing there looking stupid. I think somebody mentioned asking for a prostate exam. That would be a good one, but a stupid reason, I think, and a stupid thing to go through for the sake of wanting to get naked. I haven't had my first one yet, but I hear they're not fun AT ALL. You'll just have to get creative on this one. If it's #2, just say something stupid like, "All right, doc. You gotta glove warmer? cause Bubba here doesn't like the cold."
Good luck on your naked quests!
2006-12-27 11:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by gabound75 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you sound like a perv to me...get a life and a girlfriend to
2006-12-27 19:12:34 · answer #2 · answered by graciegirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask them to give u a std test the touch u all over
2006-12-30 09:17:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask for a physical exam.
2006-12-27 19:12:15 · answer #4 · answered by Meridianhawk42 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm... Yeah, you are if there's nothing wrong.
If there really IS something wrong, tell the doc what it is.
2006-12-27 19:11:01 · answer #5 · answered by <3 The Pest <3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say your penis has shrunk
2006-12-31 12:14:32 · answer #6 · answered by Sally 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you need a prostate examination.
2006-12-27 19:10:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them you feel like your got a twisted testicle or something,but i really think you should see a therapist as your mind is twisted, not your nuts!!!!!!don't tell them your got genital warts or anything because they wont go near you!!!!!
2006-12-27 19:22:53 · answer #8 · answered by Spanky the monkey !!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask them to check for a HERNIA,
They will grab you balls and ask you to cough.
IT WORKS.
2006-12-27 19:11:33 · answer #9 · answered by Skull F'r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then why are you acting like one????
2006-12-27 19:10:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋